|[This Week in Tazz!][Mar. 9th, 2002]|
Well lets kick off this week in reverse with what little Tazz action we had. On RAW, Tazz interrupted
Goldust during an interview and brought Jaci with him. Seeing how Goldust was the newest Hardcore champion and
won the belt off of Maven utilizing the 24/7 rule, it was obvious that Tazz was comming to regain the title for
a fourth run. And speaking of run, Tazz ran into the ring and ducked a clothesline from "the bizzar one"
and threw three right hands until Goldust was backed into the ropes. Tazz then whiped Goldust who reversed Tazz's
whip and went for a clothesline but again was ducked and turned into a tight-waste tazzplex. Goldust's momentum
sent him rolling under the bottom rope and around the ring. Goldust started searching for some type of hardcore
wepon while Tazz was already on his heels. Goldust grabbed a fire extinguisher and rammed it into the gut of the
"one man crime spree", then dropped it, gave Tazz a mighty uppercut, and rolled him into the ring. It
looked like a blown spot to me. I'm talking about when Goldust took the fire extinguisher and hit Tazz with it.
Usually when one wrestler grabs the extinguisher and the other walks up unexpectedly grabbing his opponent's head,
the one grabbing the opponents head usually gets the contents of the extinguisher. Tazz may have come over too
fast, or maybe Goldust just couldn't find it and set it up in time. Who knows? Back to the action. Goldust climbs
into the ring and lays another massive right open hand into Tazz's jaw. Goldust whips Tazz into the ropes and when
Tazz comes back he catches a flying butt to the face. Goldust slowly walks over to Tazz as he makes it to his feet.
Goldust throws a closed right hand, then two open hand uppercuts. He backs Tazz into the ropes and feels up his
chest while sucking in air. As he does this, Tazz stands and swings his right foot into "golden globes"
of Goldust. From off the ropes, Tazz tazzlines Goldust and picks him up and puts him into the corner. One, two,
three kicks to the stomach. Tazz whips Goldust, but Goldust reverses and whips Tazz into the opposing corner and
follows up with a clothesline. Goldust then takes both of Tazz's legs and puts them over the middle ropes as if
he were setting up for Shattered Dreams. He throws two punches for good measure. He then leaves for the outside
of the ring. Goldust throws in a trash can along with a trash can lid. When he comes back into the ring Goldust
follows through with a Shattered Dreams and Tazz falls right out of his position afterwards. Tazz is holding his
lower extremities as Goldust dissappears into the other side of the ring. Goldust comes running from out of nowhere
and gets a boot to his stomach from Tazz. He comes around the second time and gets another boot. The third time
he comes at Tazz with a trash can and the can gets kicked back into his face. As Goldust gets up from off the ground
he grabs a trash can lid and goes after Tazz who is comming out of the corner. Goldust swing and misses. When Goldust's
back is turned, Tazz latches of the Tazzmission! Goldust drops to his knees and it appears as if Goldust may drop
out. Goldust is still holding the trash can lid, though, and used it twice to break the Tazzmission. Goldust fell
backwards on a knocked out Tazz and won the match with a three count. Hey, atleast he didn't break the Tazzmission
by hitting Tazz in the nuts...
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