The Tazzmissionist

[Tazz, offically a thug][Nov. 11, 2001]

"YEAH!" That's what I said when I watched Tazz verbally make Stone Cold just another victim. It all started on the Nov. 8th episode of Smackdown! when Austin called the entire Alliance to the ring. He began by questioning a select few. "Do you trust Stone Cold?", he'd ask. After he had asked Billy Kidman, who was hanging on the ropes with his back turned to the commentators table, he looked past to see Tazz still wearing his head set.

Stone Cold said "Look who it is. . The beady eyed one, Tazz. You know, I was walking past a TV monitor in the back and I heard Tazz talking trash about "Stone Cold" Steve Austin." He then demanded that Tazz get his ass in the ring. The camera showed Tazz with his hands on his head sets, thinking. With assurance of himself, he smacked his head sets off his head, grabbed a microphone and climbed into the ring. Stone Cold started talking until Tazz said "Leme cut you off. Ima have ta tell you something that nobody else in this ring has the guts to tell you. And the other thing is that you're not gonna like it. " Stone Cold then asked the always popular question: "WHAT?!" Tazz then told Austin "I didn't stutter!" That's when I said "YEAH!" Austin turned around to talk to Alliance Commissioner Regal. "Hey boss, I'm over here", said Tazz. That's when I said "YEAH!" the second time. The fans began a Tazz chant as Austin replyed "Nevermind."

Tazz continued to bad mouth Austin when he said "On behalf of The Alliance I just wanna say that we don't like you!" "Not only do we not like you, but we're a little sick and tired of you treating us like trailer park trash", Tazz followed. "And ya know that trust word you're chuckin' out there? Do you trust me. . . Well you live by a motto Don't Trust Anybody, right? (Austin answers You damn right) Well DTA in my opinion, and I'm sure for everyone else in this ring, doesn't stand for Don't Trust Anybody.

It now stands for DON'T TRUST AUSTIN! As the fans cheer, Austin turns around and begins laughing with Buh-Buh Ray Dudley. Buh-Buh fake laughs and gives Austin a serious face. Austin goes over to Hugh Morris and laughs wile putting his hand on his shoulder. Hugh looks at Austin's hand on his shoulder and Austin removes his hand. Tazz again tells Austin "Hey boss, I'm over here!" Austin turns around and stuns Tazz. He then proceeded to pummel Tazz. Usually The Alliance joins in, but this time they all walked away. Could this mean big things for Tazz? Let's just hope so. Find out what happens this Monday and visit The Tazzmissionist for more updates on Tazz. Oh, and for the guy on the Tazz Message Board who said that we wern't going to like what was going to happen on Smackdown! was wrong. I think I can speak for most Tazz fans when I say that!

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*[Tazz, offically a thug][Nov. 11, 2001]*
"YEAH!" That's what I said when I watched Tazz verbally make Stone Cold just another victim. It all started on the Nov. 8th episode of Smackdown! when Austin called the entire Alliance to the ring. He began by questioning a select few. "Do you trust Stone Cold?", he'd ask. After he had asked Billy Kidman, who was hanging on the ropes with his back turned to the commentators table, he looked past to see Tazz still wearing his head set.
Stone Cold said "Look who it is. . The beady eyed one, Tazz. You know, I was walking past a TV monitor in the back and I heard Tazz talking trash about "Stone Cold" Steve Austin." He then demanded that Tazz get his ass in the ring. The camera showed Tazz with his hands on his head sets, thinking. With assurance of himself, he smacked his head sets off his head, grabbed a microphone and climbed into the ring. Stone Cold started talking until Tazz said "Leme cut you off. Ima have ta tell you something that nobody else in this ring has the guts to tell you. And the other thing is that you're not gonna like it. " Stone Cold then asked the always popular question: "WHAT?!" Tazz then told Austin "I didn't stutter!" That's when I said "YEAH!" Austin turned around to talk to Alliance Commissioner Regal. "Hey boss, I'm over here", said Tazz. That's when I said "YEAH!" the second time. The fans began a Tazz chant as Austin replyed "Nevermind."
Tazz continued to bad mouth Austin when he said "On behalf of The Alliance I just wanna say that we don't like you!" "Not only do we not like you, but we're a little sick and tired of you treating us like trailer park trash", Tazz followed. "And ya know that trust word you're chuckin' out there? Do you trust me. . . Well you live by a motto Don't Trust Anybody, right? (Austin answers You damn right) Well DTA in my opinion, and I'm sure for everyone else in this ring, doesn't stand for Don't Trust Anybody.
It now stands for DON'T TRUST AUSTIN! As the fans cheer, Austin turns around and begins laughing with Buh-Buh Ray Dudley. Buh-Buh fake laughs and gives Austin a serious face. Austin goes over to Hugh Morris and laughs wile putting his hand on his shoulder. Hugh looks at Austin's hand on his shoulder and Austin removes his hand. Tazz again tells Austin "Hey boss, I'm over here!" Austin turns around and stuns Tazz. He then proceeded to pummel Tazz. Usually The Alliance joins in, but this time they all walked away. Could this mean big things for Tazz? Let's just hope so. Find out what happens this Monday and visit The Tazzmissionist for more updates on Tazz. Oh, and for the guy on the Tazz Message Board who said that we wern't going to like what was going to happen on Smackdown! was wrong. I think I can speak for most Tazz fans when I say that!