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[Tazz & Spike - A successful team?!][Dec. 30, 2001]

Ok. The Holidays have kept my partner and I away from The Tazzmissionist, but we're back with big updates, beginning with Tazz Newz. Like I said, I've been away and alot has happened with Tazz like you wouldn't believe in that time frame. Apparently Tazz made his second appearance ever on Excess that I missed and am still beating myself up over. From what I've read, Tazz told the viewers about his plans were for Christmas in the hook. It probably was a long stay for Tazz since it was advertised very much throughout the previous RAW and Smackdown episodes. And speaking of episode, on the Christmas Eve edition of RAW, Tazz made a night's worth of appearances which I did get to see. We kicked off Thugmess Eve with Tazz taking a little visit to one of the two Christmas parties-the McMahon party. He stopped by to chat with Buh-Buh Clause. He told Buh-Buh Clause that he should represent Christmas a little better seeing how he had a, excuse me RTC, "scantily clad" lady sitting on his lap. Buh-Buh Clause shot back when he told Tazz that "He was just mad because all of his elves were taller than him." Tazz smiled and calmly exited the McMahon party and later in the show entered the Flair party. He was greeted by Flair and a present. He told the party that "They have a good Santa Clause." Tazz began to stir the pot a little when he said that McMahon was over at his party claiming that their Santa was bigger, badder, tougher, and more jollier than the one at Flair's party. This is when "Stone Cold" stood up and said "If ya wanna see Buh-Buh Clause vs. Tajiri Clause, gimmie a hell yeah!" Tazz, as well as the rest of the locker room gave Austn a "Hell Yeah!" and later that night we would see Buh-Buh Clause vs. Tajiri Clause with a special unscheduled appearance by "The One Man Crime Spree." The match so far was a good one. Buh-Buh Clause slammed Tajiri Clause and signaled D-Von for the "Wasssup!" D-Von climbed the ropes while the referee tried to persuade Buh-Buh Clause not to go through with move. All of a sudden, Tazz runs down the ramp and pushes D-Von crouch first onto the top rope. Buh-Buh Clause went to confront Tazz who was already half way up the ramp. When he turned around, Tajiri Clause spit red mist into Buh-Buh Clause's face. One kick to the stomach, then the finishing kick to the head. Tajiri Clause covered Buh-Buh Clause and obtained a three count which named Tajiri Clause the best Santa in the WWF! Other than Xanta Clause some years back, but that's another story!

Now, to the December 27th episode of Smackdown! The show kicked off with a tag team match that I never thought I would see. Tazz and Spike Dudley vs. Buh-Buh Ray and D-Von, The Dudley Boyz. It seems like Tazz was just man handling Spike on an episode of HeAT. Now they were teaming up to take on the WWF tag team champions. The Dudley Boyz entered first followed by Spike and then the man himself, Tazz. Usually Tazz would ascend to the top rope, take off his towel and cross his arms. But this time Tazz threw off his towel at the end of the ramp and slid under the bottom rope only to be taken advantage of by D-Von Dudley while Buh-Buh took care of Spike. D-Von took Tazz to work with right hands and a cyclone elbow then tagged in his partner Buh-Buh Ray after he sent Tazz's face driving into Buh-Buh Ray's boot. Buh-Buh Ray hammered on Tazz and then sent him into the ropes. Buh-Buh Rat attempted a clothesline, but it was ducked by Tazz and turned into a beautiful judo arm throw by the second degree black belt, Tazz. Tazz with some right hands and a couple kicks to Buh-Buh Ray in the corner tagged in his partner Spike. While Tazz was waiting for Spike's tag, Buh-Buh Ray took a cheap shot and knocked Tazz of the ropes. Tazz, enraged with anger, ran into the ring and tried to repay Buh-Buh Ray, but he only distracted the referee and caused his parter Spike to be pounded on even more. Buh-Buh Ray then made a mistake by going for a Vaderbomb. He missed and allowed Spike to make a tag to the angered pitbull. Tazz ran into the ring and gave D-Von, who was tagged in by Buh-Buh Ray, a vicious clothesline. D-Von stood up and Tazz sent him right back down with another clothesline. The third time Tazz gave D-Von a Northern Lights Tazzplex. Buh-Buh Ray ran towards Tazz only to recieve a flashback of a few weeks ago when Tazz gave him a T-bone Tazzplex. And finally when D-Von came back for some more he got a Head and Arm Tazzplex for his troubles. Buh-Buh Ray in hopes to take out a seemingly unstoppable Tazz went to the top rope, but was stopped by "The Human Wrecking Machine" when he was thrown off the top. D-Von got up and ran for Tazz, but Tazz back D-Von into the corner with a couple of right hands. He sent D-Von to the opposite turnbuckle which contained his partner Spike. D-Von reversed the whip and sent Tazz to turnbuckle. When D-Von went to follow up he was met by what looked like a knock out clothesline by Tazz. Spike made the blind tag and went to the top rope. He came down feet first on D-Von's stomach and went for the cover, but he only got a two count. A few seconds later Buh-Buh Ray tired to interfere in the match. Spike grabbed Buh-Buh Ray and attempted a Dudley Dog, but Spike flipped right over Buh-Buh Ray and that's when out of nowhere Tazz ran in a latched on the Tazzmission. Spike picked up D-Von and put him in the Dudley Dog and picked up the win for the Tazz/Spike team. Once Spike had picked up the three, Tazz let the Tazzmission go and Buh-Buh Ray dropped while Stacy stood over her boyz with disbelief and disappiontedness, if that is a word. Tazz and Spike backed up the ramp with their arms raised in victory. Possible tag team? Possible tag team champions?! Hey, I wouldn't complain. Don't forget to watch Tazz's show, HeAT on MTV tonight!

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*[Tazz & Spike - A successful team?!][Dec. 30, 2001]*

Ok. The Holidays have kept my partner and I away from The Tazzmissionist, but we're back with big updates, beginning with Tazz Newz. Like I said, I've been away and alot has happened with Tazz like you wouldn't believe in that time frame. Apparently Tazz made his second appearance ever on Excess that I missed and am still beating myself up over. From what I've read, Tazz told the viewers about his plans were for Christmas in the hook. It probably was a long stay for Tazz since it was advertised very much throughout the previous RAW and Smackdown episodes. And speaking of episode, on the Christmas Eve edition of RAW, Tazz made a night's worth of appearances which I did get to see. We kicked off Thugmess Eve with Tazz taking a little visit to one of the two Christmas parties-the McMahon party. He stopped by to chat with Buh-Buh Clause. He told Buh-Buh Clause that he should represent Christmas a little better seeing how he had a, excuse me RTC, "scantily clad" lady sitting on his lap. Buh-Buh Clause shot back when he told Tazz that "He was just mad because all of his elves were taller than him." Tazz smiled and calmly exited the McMahon party and later in the show entered the Flair party. He was greeted by Flair and a present. He told the party that "They have a good Santa Clause." Tazz began to stir the pot a little when he said that McMahon was over at his party claiming that their Santa was bigger, badder, tougher, and more jollier than the one at Flair's party. This is when "Stone Cold" stood up and said "If ya wanna see Buh-Buh Clause vs. Tajiri Clause, gimmie a hell yeah!" Tazz, as well as the rest of the locker room gave Austn a "Hell Yeah!" and later that night we would see Buh-Buh Clause vs. Tajiri Clause with a special unscheduled appearance by "The One Man Crime Spree." The match so far was a good one. Buh-Buh Clause slammed Tajiri Clause and signaled D-Von for the "Wasssup!" D-Von climbed the ropes while the referee tried to persuade Buh-Buh Clause not to go through with move. All of a sudden, Tazz runs down the ramp and pushes D-Von crouch first onto the top rope. Buh-Buh Clause went to confront Tazz who was already half way up the ramp. When he turned around, Tajiri Clause spit red mist into Buh-Buh Clause's face. One kick to the stomach, then the finishing kick to the head. Tajiri Clause covered Buh-Buh Clause and obtained a three count which named Tajiri Clause the best Santa in the WWF! Other than Xanta Clause some years back, but that's another story! Now, to the December 27th episode of Smackdown! The show kicked off with a tag team match that I never thought I would see. Tazz and Spike Dudley vs. Buh-Buh Ray and D-Von, The Dudley Boyz. It seems like Tazz was just man handling Spike on an episode of HeAT. Now they were teaming up to take on the WWF tag team champions. The Dudley Boyz entered first followed by Spike and then the man himself, Tazz. Usually Tazz would ascend to the top rope, take off his towel and cross his arms. But this time Tazz threw off his towel at the end of the ramp and slid under the bottom rope only to be taken advantage of by D-Von Dudley while Buh-Buh took care of Spike. D-Von took Tazz to work with right hands and a cyclone elbow then tagged in his partner Buh-Buh Ray after he sent Tazz's face driving into Buh-Buh Ray's boot. Buh-Buh Ray hammered on Tazz and then sent him into the ropes. Buh-Buh Rat attempted a clothesline, but it was ducked by Tazz and turned into a beautiful judo arm throw by the second degree black belt, Tazz. Tazz with some right hands and a couple kicks to Buh-Buh Ray in the corner tagged in his partner Spike. While Tazz was waiting for Spike's tag, Buh-Buh Ray took a cheap shot and knocked Tazz of the ropes. Tazz, enraged with anger, ran into the ring and tried to repay Buh-Buh Ray, but he only distracted the referee and caused his parter Spike to be pounded on even more. Buh-Buh Ray then made a mistake by going for a Vaderbomb. He missed and allowed Spike to make a tag to the angered pitbull. Tazz ran into the ring and gave D-Von, who was tagged in by Buh-Buh Ray, a vicious clothesline. D-Von stood up and Tazz sent him right back down with another clothesline. The third time Tazz gave D-Von a Northern Lights Tazzplex. Buh-Buh Ray ran towards Tazz only to recieve a flashback of a few weeks ago when Tazz gave him a T-bone Tazzplex. And finally when D-Von came back for some more he got a Head and Arm Tazzplex for his troubles. Buh-Buh Ray in hopes to take out a seemingly unstoppable Tazz went to the top rope, but was stopped by "The Human Wrecking Machine" when he was thrown off the top. D-Von got up and ran for Tazz, but Tazz back D-Von into the corner with a couple of right hands. He sent D-Von to the opposite turnbuckle which contained his partner Spike. D-Von reversed the whip and sent Tazz to turnbuckle. When D-Von went to follow up he was met by what looked like a knock out clothesline by Tazz. Spike made the blind tag and went to the top rope. He came down feet first on D-Von's stomach and went for the cover, but he only got a two count. A few seconds later Buh-Buh Ray tired to interfere in the match. Spike grabbed Buh-Buh Ray and attempted a Dudley Dog, but Spike flipped right over Buh-Buh Ray and that's when out of nowhere Tazz ran in a latched on the Tazzmission. Spike picked up D-Von and put him in the Dudley Dog and picked up the win for the Tazz/Spike team. Once Spike had picked up the three, Tazz let the Tazzmission go and Buh-Buh Ray dropped while Stacy stood over her boyz with disbelief and disappiontedness, if that is a word. Tazz and Spike backed up the ramp with their arms raised in victory. Possible tag team? Possible tag team champions?! Hey, I wouldn't complain. Don't forget to watch Tazz's show, HeAT on MTV tonight!