The Tazzmissionist

[Is Tazz WWF Bound?][Nov. 17, 2001]

------Last Thursday on the November 15th episode of Smackdown!, Tazz turned his back on what was these past few months, his family. Have no idea what in the hell I'm talking about? Then check this out. The long time leader of Extreme Championship Wrestling (ECW), Paul Heyman, walked into Stephanie McMahon Helmsly's locker room to inform her about what her brother Shane had just done to The Big Show. Stephanie told Heyman that she hadn't seen it because she was to busy

watching the tape of when WCW and ECW formed to make The Alliance back in July. Stephanie went on and on about how amazing it was. Heyman told Stephanie that if she wanted to see something amazing, then watch what Heyman will tell Vince when he calls Vince out to the ring, RIGHT NOW! When Smackdown! came back from commercialm Paul Heyman entered with ECW theme music. Once he got in thering, Heyman rambled on about how The Alliance was going to kill the WWF off this Sunday at Survivor Series. Then, Vince finaly came out and was forced to stand there while Heyman

told him that he stole all of ECW's ideas and turned it into "Attitude." Then, from out of nowhere, Heyman turned around and looked a Tazz, who was sitting there doing commentary that night for the Smackdown! broadcast. He began telling Vince that "Tazz used to be a killer. Tazz used to be a machine. Tazz used to be a wrestler. He used to be a great wrestler. He used to be a man! And now look at him. He's a fat, little, obnoxious color commentatior; and not even a good one!"

Heyman went on mocking Vince about Sports Entertainment while Tazz decided that he had enough. He took off his headsets and stood up. He threw his sunglasses down on the table and approached the ring. He climbed in wile Heyman had his back completely turned to Tazz. "I'm feeling good about myself" was Heyman's last words before Tazz rushed in with the Tazzmission. If I do say so myself, Tazz was REALLY choking Paul Heyman as if Paul were a rag doll. He took Paul down to the mat and continued to choke the hell out of em' while Tazz was rapidly moving his own head back and forth tightening his grip around Paul's neck.

Once Tazz relinquished the hold, Vince grabed a microphone and said to Heyman that "This Sunday at Survivor Series, The Alliance will. . . CHOKE!" Tazz left the ring before Vince did. Then, about ten feet behind Tazz, Vince left the ring also. Hopefully, this means that when The Alliance loses this Sunday at Survivor Series, not only will Tazz have something to do with it, but Tazz will be on team WWF afterwards.

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*[Is Tazz WWF Bound?][Nov. 17, 2001]*
------Last Thursday on the November 15th episode of Smackdown!, Tazz turned his back on what was these past few months, his family. Have no idea what in the hell I'm talking about? Then check this out. The long time leader of Extreme Championship Wrestling (ECW), Paul Heyman, walked into Stephanie McMahon Helmsly's locker room to inform her about what her brother Shane had just done to The Big Show. Stephanie told Heyman that she hadn't seen it because she was to busy
watching the tape of when WCW and ECW formed to make The Alliance back in July. Stephanie went on and on about how amazing it was. Heyman told Stephanie that if she wanted to see something amazing, then watch what Heyman will tell Vince when he calls Vince out to the ring, RIGHT NOW! When Smackdown! came back from commercialm Paul Heyman entered with ECW theme music. Once he got in thering, Heyman rambled on about how The Alliance was going to kill the WWF off this Sunday at Survivor Series. Then, Vince finaly came out and was forced to stand there while Heyman
told him that he stole all of ECW's ideas and turned it into "Attitude." Then, from out of nowhere, Heyman turned around and looked a Tazz, who was sitting there doing commentary that night for the Smackdown! broadcast. He began telling Vince that "Tazz used to be a killer. Tazz used to be a machine. Tazz used to be a wrestler. He used to be a great wrestler. He used to be a man! And now look at him. He's a fat, little, obnoxious color commentatior; and not even a good one!"
Heyman went on mocking Vince about Sports Entertainment while Tazz decided that he had enough. He took off his headsets and stood up. He threw his sunglasses down on the table and approached the ring. He climbed in wile Heyman had his back completely turned to Tazz. "I'm feeling good about myself" was Heyman's last words before Tazz rushed in with the Tazzmission. If I do say so myself, Tazz was REALLY choking Paul Heyman as if Paul were a rag doll. He took Paul down to the mat and continued to choke the hell out of em' while Tazz was rapidly moving his own head back and forth tightening his grip around Paul's neck.
Once Tazz relinquished the hold, Vince grabed a microphone and said to Heyman that "This Sunday at Survivor Series, The Alliance will. . . CHOKE!" Tazz left the ring before Vince did. Then, about ten feet behind Tazz, Vince left the ring also. Hopefully, this means that when The Alliance loses this Sunday at Survivor Series, not only will Tazz have something to do with it, but Tazz will be on team WWF afterwards.